“Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.”

Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

RDJ being cute at TIFF 2014 Red Carpet

“She said, ‘I’m so afraid.’ And I said, ‘why?,’ and she said, ‘Because I’m so profoundly happy. Happiness like this is frightening.’ I asked her why and she said, ‘They only let you be this happy if they’re preparing to take something from you.’”

Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via kryeveper)

18 hours ago| 190529 NOTES | gvvrls | larmoyante

lesbian-in-brighton:

So if you’re in a heterosexual relationship, who gives the girl the orgasm?

kobetyrant:

teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

19 hours ago| 13329 NOTES | daeneryus | kobetyrant

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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Karen Gillan as Nebula

1 day ago| 10993 NOTES | how-ood

One girl in all the world.

Title: UnknownThe Sharpest Lives
Artist: UnknownMy Chemical Romance
Album: UnknownThe Black Parade
Played: 5395 times
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